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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Space Monolith: The In-action Figure

Besides being known for it's special effects, controversial director and confusing storyline the Movie 2001: a space odyssey is best remembered for it's iconic black Monolith. The lone, ebony, mysterious object, thought to be the product of an ancient extra-terrestrial race. With this in mind the good folks at Think Geek  have come up with the ultimate Space Monolith Action Figure!!!

 Boasting a whopping zero points of articulation this proud enigma is a work to behold on your desk or shelf as well as a great conversation piece.




Just arrived at Osh's place!!!
The inscription on the back of the card reads... Deep in the heart of Aisle 7 (the action figure aisle), all throughout the 70's, 80's, and 90's, something waited. No one knew it was there, until toy stores began their turn of the century renovations. Then the Monolith Action Figure was discovered. What was it for? Where did it come from? Why wouldn't its barcode scan? No one knew. And no one knows to this day.
 
Product Features
  • Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 - the squares of the first 3 integers)
  • Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic)
  • Zero (0) points of articulation
Collect them all:
TMA-0
TMA-1
TMA-2
Warning: May cause evolution or sentience to yourself or other action figures.

Examples of the Monolith in action!!!
Standing there!!!
Interacting with
Microman Kicker!!!
The Oshman before.
The Oshman today!!!

All this within a scant million years. Don't delay get yours today!!! !!! Quantities are limited. Intelligence may vary.

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